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June 02, 2006

Scary, Part II: Television

My horror movie post got some good responses. Now I have to admit I forgot some things, including films and scenes you guys suggested. Yeah, that hospital murder from The Exorcist III is stunning. And yeah, various scenes and images from The Shining. But also: the drowned Jason leaping up to grab Adrienne King at the end of the first Friday the 13th. And: the brief appearance of someone in Catherine Deneuve's mirror in Polanski's Repulsion. And perhaps most of all: Freddy Krueger's arms outstretching to knife-scratch the alleyway walls in A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Now here's a follow-up. This time, I've made a list of things originally on television--made-for-TV movies, TV series, even a TV commercial--that truly scared me. Apologies for perhaps not remembering all of these completely clearly.

Again, in no particular order:

(1) Bad Ronald. Creepy nerd Ronald (played by the hot, at least in my eyes, Scott Jacoby) kills a girl. Overprotective mom hides Ron behind the walls of their house. Soon Mom passes away, and Ronald gets loopier. Then another family (with three sexy blonde teen daughters, of course) moves into the house, unaware they aren't alone. This movie really affected me when I was a kid, so much so that I was constantly checking the refrigerator to see if food was mysteriously missing (because in the movie, Ronald steals food from the family's fridge) and fingering the walls for peepholes (Ron spies on the girls while they're sleeping, taking baths, etc). This film is also a direct influence on a scene in my upcoming novel. I'm not the only one obsessed with it; you can find lots of stuff on the web, including a snippet of the film's creepy theme music. Oh, and something many of the movie's fans don't know: BAD RONALD was first a now-very-hard-to-find novel by Jack Vance (not to be confused with the late Jack Nance of David Lynch film fame), and in the book, Ronald was a LOT "badder."

(2) Speaking of David Lynch... next on this list would be any scene featuring "Killer Bob" (ie Frank Silva, R.I.P.) on Twin Peaks. In the horror-film post, I mentioned that scene from Fire: Walk With Me, but there were some equally scary Bob moments in the TV show. Bob climbing over the couch. Bob crouching behind the bars of Laura's bed. And Bob / Leland killing cousin Maddie. Here's what wikipedia has to say about Frank Silva: "According to legend, he was dressing the set of Laura Palmer's bedroom in the pilot episode, when Lynch accidentally caught him on camera when his reflection appeared in a mirror. The image of a long-haired man appearing in a corner of the image gave Lynch a shock. Lynch loved the image so much that he created the character of Bob, a dark spirit who haunts Laura, and cast Silva in the role." You can also hear Lynch tell the story his way.

(3) One night in the late 70s, my sister Tamyra and I stayed up late to watch a movie called Force of Evil. Apparently this film was also shown as "Tales of the Unexpected," but it didn't have anything to do with the Roald Dahl TV series of that same name; instead, it one of those Quinn Martin productions. I remember the film starred Lloyd Bridges, a late-teenage Eve Plumb of the Brady Bunch, Pat Crowley (pictured, below center, when she guested on Match Game, a TV horror in itself), and Cindy Eilbacher, who was also in BAD RONALD, lucky girl. And I remember "Force of Evil" scared both my sister & me senseless. The plot concerned a prosecutor whose family is brutally terrorized by a murderer he once convicted (the movie begins with the guy sending them an amputated arm in a flower delivery box). It did the "killer who won't stay dead, no matter how many times you think you've killed him" schtick a year before Halloween and its myriad mimics. I have no idea if "Force of Evil" will ever make it to dvd, but just tonight I discovered it is available on VHS, so I've ordered it used on amazon. Maybe it wouldn't hold up so well now, but it sure gave me nightmares when I was ten.

(4) Kolchak: The Night Stalker. As a kid, I was scared by lots of things on this show, but one episode, "The Trevi Collection", affected me the most. Mannequins come to life and kill people: a storyline that's never failed to scare me (see last week's post, re: Tourist Trap).

(5) "Abracadabra, I sit on his knee. Presto, change-o, and now he's me. Hocus, Pocus, we take her to bed. Magic is fun . . . we're dead." That was the ventriloquist dummy's voice-over on the original television commercial for the film Magic. It traumatized me for weeks. (There's a really good essay on the phenomenon of this TV spot right here.) Overall, Magic isn't bad, and it's pretty scary in parts. But it's certainly not as exquisite as its TV trailer, this thirty-second piece of brilliance.

(PS--staying on the topic of horror-film TV commercials--another that freaked me out was for the little-seen 1980 slasher film Silent Scream, even though the commercial gave away the film's scariest moment.)

(6) "Screamer," an episode of the TV show Thriller. This one grew to legend proportions during my childhood: I remember this episode aired really, really late at night, and I could only stay up for the first two-thirds or so before falling asleep; my sister, however, saw the whole thing, and breathlessly related it detail-for-detail to me the next morning. To my disappointment, the episode never reran. Since I now have an all-region DVD player, I think I just might order this "Thriller" anthology so I can see that episode again. (Besides, I loooove those 70s British horror anthologies--films like VAULT OF HORROR and TALES FROM THE CRYPT and THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD.) Oh, and "Screamer" starred the goddess Pamela Franklin, who was also in horror classics like The Innocents and The Legend of Hell House. That's Pamela (in "Hell House"--I couldn't find any shots from "Screamer"), below right.

(7) During my preteen years, PBS ran a trippy, bizarre, and often unintentionally frightening kids' show called Vegetable Soup. It usually aired after the common line-up of Sesame Street, Electric Company, and ZOOM. But Vegetable Soup was different. Their animation was scary. Their theme song ("C'mon a-long an' JOIIIN UUUUSSS... in a little bowl of VEG'TABLE SOUP") was scary as well. But scariest of all was the show opener, an ongoing story about kids travelling through space in their homemade spaceship. The "stars" of these segments were mutated puppets with lifeless fishy eyes and real-sized hands (although the puppet heads were small, the puppeteers' hands were gloved and constantly, wildly gesturing at the sides of the expressionless puppet faces, making for some truly surreal and horrifying viewing). By the way, I'm not the only one who found these freaky things horrifying--you can also read a blog entry about 'em by Nick Sagan, son of Carl.

(8) The previously mentioned Don't Be Afraid of the Dark.

(9) "Home," the fantastic X-Files episode with the inbred family and their limbless, under-the-bed mother. Even the house (below) scared me.

(10) The loon-voiced, rosacea-faced, rhyme-spouting idiot Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. I can't even look at her picture without shivering.

(11) Salem's Lot. One of the best adaptations of a Stephen King novel, even if it was made-for-TV. All of the scenes with Reggie Nalder as the vampire were horrifying. But the scariest scene to me involved the bloodsucking little kid floating in fog outside the window, tap-tap-tapping, wanting to get in....

(12) In Search Of. Even the theme music and Leonard Nimoy narration got me. The "Bigfoot," "Jack the Ripper," "Spirit Voices," "Loch Ness Monster," "Ogopogo," and "Ghosts in Photography" episode(s) were especially creepy. The decade-later, updated IN SEARCH OF TV series didn't even come close to the smartness or scariness of the original.

(13) Charles Durning starred in a freaky TV movie called Dark Night of the Scarecrow. Here's how the film is described on its amazon VHS page (where, as in the cases of BAD RONALD and DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK, its rare used VHS copies run for outlandishly high prices). "A retarded man is unjustly accused of killing a young girl. Disguised as a scarecrow, he hides in a cornfield, only to be hunted down and shot. Later, members of the search posse are killed by a mysterious scarecrow." Holy shit. Once again, I remember my sister and I losing some serious sleep after we stayed up late for this one. After all, we grew up in Kansas, where scarecrows weren't all that uncommon.

(14) Sybil. With the great Joanne Woodward and Sally Field, and a screenplay by the genius Stewart Stern. I was obsessed with this TV movie when it first aired. Certainly not a horror film in the conventional sense, but some of the flashback scenes of Sybil's abuse (those enemas!!!) did some damage on my nine-year-old brain. Therefore I read the Flora Rheta Schreiber book (below) about 20 times after I saw the movie.

(15) Many, many moments and episodes of Unsolved Mysteries. I still watch this occasionally on Lifetime reruns. (And now, as pictured below, a lot of the shows are available on these DVD box sets.) The show could get really creepy and effective with their re-creations, especially in some of the "ghost" episodes (ie, the headless ghost who haunted a restaurant and would made his decapitated head materialize on tables, etc... or the elderly couple who lived with a ghost who would taunt them by tinkling a little bell after they'd leave the room...) or the UFO episodes (the Allagash abductions!). My favorite segment ever, though, is one I only saw once, and now I'm not even sure if it was indeed Unsolved Mysteries, or how much of this I even recall correctly. It involved a boy kidnapped while camping, and a girl kidnapped while riding her bike; no one knew the cases were related until a woman found a Polaroid outside a convenience store that showed the two kids bound and gagged in the back of a van. Does anyone out there remember this episode? And if so, how can I get more information about this case?

(16) Trilogy of Terror. The first two segments didn't do much for me. But the third, "Amelie," in which the fantastic Karen Black is terrorized by a convulsive, dead-eyed, fang-toothed Zuni warrior doll, made me feel like I'd swallowed battery acid.

Posted by scottheim at June 2, 2006 02:21 AM

Comments

The third episode of Trilogy of Terror is the all-time TV terror classic, of course, along with Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, all those In Search Ofs, and Killer Bob from Twin Peaks. Just an FYI, the Trilogy episode was "Amelia" (not "Amelie") and the Richard Matheson story it was based on is titled "Prey" (it was in an old Matheson paperback collection called Shock Waves). I totally remember that Tales of the Unexpected as well, it was freakin' traumatizing, especially the scene at night with the well. And don't even get me started on Crowhaven Farm and Black Noon; they were so unrelentingly dark in their depiction of evil completely trumping good. Would be amazing for a pair of Made-for-Television flicks, but that was the general pessimism of the 70's for you!

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2006 02:59 PM

That "Trilogy of Terror" segment is actually based on a Richard Matheson story. I think it was called "Fear", I could be wrong. The story is excellent, too, though.

-nick

Posted by: Nick at June 20, 2006 03:09 PM

I love Sybil, i think it's a really fun movie, i completly agree!

--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com

Posted by: RC of strangeculture at June 12, 2006 05:43 PM

i do remember that episode of "Unsolved Mysteries"! I was about eight and that recreation of the white panel-van driving away from a convenience store, leaving behind that polaroid of the bound-and-gagged kids stayed with me for a very very long time. terrifying stuff.

Posted by: hadley at June 12, 2006 02:16 AM

Hey Scott!

Tim here (Brian Lackey) from the production at the Rude Guerrilla. We just had a great performance last night and so I was excitedly browsing profiles on myspace, and the like, and eventually found you here!

I just wanted to tell you that I'm really excited that you and Prince are going to come watch on the 17th. I think this whole production carries such an important message..and the gravity of the whole thing...I just am honored to be a part of it and I respect you both immensely.

I can't wait to see what you think! Much love!
Tim

Posted by: Tim at June 10, 2006 06:29 PM

I remember being traumatized by that scarecrow movie too... I never would've remembered that movie or title if it weren't for this blog.

Posted by: Jason Sievers at June 9, 2006 10:40 AM

So I missed out on the movie post, but if you haven't seen PIN, then I recommend it! I would say "highly recommend" it, but then that whole expectation thing happens. So, I'm just recommending it. Its Canadian so that should lower expectations, as well.
Now go check it out!
Its no Magic, but its creepy and good.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000059PP0/qid=1149760839/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-9259197-6748765?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130

Posted by: jeremy at June 8, 2006 06:27 AM

oh my god, that Fantasy Island episode... I only have vague, vague memories of that. Have they put all those bombs onto a dvd set yet?

Posted by: scott at June 6, 2006 10:51 PM

in the late 70s, when i was 10 or thereabouts, i stayed the night at a friend's house. we watched a movie on a late-night horror-host show, a movie set a rambly, weird house with a lot of christmas lights, a movie with a lot of heavy breathing and shaky cam and scary, squealy shouting. that movie, ladies and gentleman, was the classic black christmas (soon to be remade into a piece of crap), and while the only thing i remembered about it as a child was the use of the word "fellatio," i've seen the movie many times as an adult, and it out-halloweens halloween. it's scarier, it's shot better, and the unseen billy is actually more horrifying that michael myers.

Posted by: susie at June 6, 2006 11:48 AM

Does anyone remember an episode of Fantasy Island where this woman's fantasy was to remain beautiful forever? She was given some potion that she had to take ever few hours, or else she would go back to her regular age...
but something happened (can't remember what exactly) and she basically turned into this wrinkly, fanged monster woman who terrorized people on the island.
does anyone have memories of that show?
or better yet - screen shots of that episode?
has that ever been made into a DVD set?

scared the CRAP out of me as a 10 year old.

Posted by: Killdozer at June 6, 2006 11:22 AM

It's way too late to have read this post--I'm freaking out, thinking of the crap that scared me as a kid. My mom had the book Sybil, with the cover you showed, and I used to be scared of it and imagined my face being cut to ribbons (which is what my little-kid mind imagined when I looked at it).

The last scene of Tourist Trap, with the mannequins in the jeep? I don't ever want to see that again. Or, perhaps I should--it cannot be as scary as I remember it from when I was 10.

The picture of Loch Ness from the opening of In Search Of... always scared me, too. And the music. Aw man, I gots the shivers.

Posted by: Tobey at June 5, 2006 11:57 PM

I have all the episodes of Vegetable Soup's Outerscope on VHS if you want to copy any of them. For the longest time I couldn't find anyone who knew what the hell I was talking about when I described this freaky, 70s-era kids' show about puppets lost in space. I don't think any other show could do a better job of introducing kids to the concept of existentialism.

Trilogy of Terror pt. 3 scared the bejesus out of me. And Unsolved Mysteries is still my favorite show to this day. If I catch a particularly spooky episode on late at night I have to go sleep over at a friend's house.

And I agree 100% with Corey about the Twin Peaks' episode: "The scene where he (BOB) terrorizes and kills Laura's identical cousin was so frightening I still cannot believe it was allowed on television."

I was an undergrad at an Iowa college at the time Twin Peaks was airing, and because a group of us U. Iowa students wrote tons of letters *begging* the network to continue Twin Peaks for a second season, they sent a few characters out to our campus to thank us. I got to meet Deputy Andy, but he wasn't very nice. And I was really hoping to meet BOB or the dwarf instead.

Posted by: Michael at June 5, 2006 09:23 PM

For a while, when I was very young, my family was a "Nielsen family," recording the television programs we watched on what must have been an early incarnation of a pay-cable service (which was likely provided to us free-of-charge, too. I can't imagine my lower middle class parents springing for supplemental TV stations, especially when both of them worked full-time, and I was only three years old).

In any case, I can't recall if it was on "In Search Of" or some other knock-off, but there was this terrifying program about Blackbeard's treasure that had me convinced that my death, and the likely-skeletal (albeit non-corporeal) hand of Blackbeard's ghost was imminent.

Posted by: Amanda at June 5, 2006 05:27 PM

I remember being so terrified of the newspaper ad for Magic that I made my mom remove the movie section and throw it out before I would look at the comics.

Posted by: jim at June 5, 2006 04:16 PM

The commercial for MAGIC scared the crap out of me too, when I was a kid. I couldn't even watch it or hear the commercial, without getting nightmares. My grandpa used to cover my ears so I wouldn't be traumatized by the commercial.
My worst nightmare I had as a child, concerned the MAGIC dummy and The Penguin, from BATMAN, who also scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: blubeagle at June 5, 2006 03:40 PM

I agree on the TWIN PEAKS, but believe the true moment of terror (although Bob crawling on the bed toward Mrs. Palmer freaked the shit out of me), was the ultimate unmasking of Mr. Palmer as the killer. The scene where he terrorizes and kills Laura's identical cousin was so frightening I still cannot believe it was allowed on television.

Posted by: Corey Redekop at June 5, 2006 02:18 PM

I wandered over here from the Bookslut site. I love things horror-related, so I had to check these moments out, and I lament not having seen 1/2 of them. One of the scariest made-for-TV movies had to be Stephen King's IT, with Pennywise the Clown - holy crap! The first scene in which a little kid is riding a tricycle in his/her (can't remember, though I think it's a girl) backyard and then she gets sucked into the sewer by Pennywise. I got so scared I had to tape it and watch it during daylight (with my little brother, who I forced to watch with me). It's Tim Curry under the makeup, but man, he was terrifying.

Posted by: jill at June 5, 2006 02:16 PM

When I saw this link I instantly thought, "Killer BOB must be on this list." I will never forget the season premiere of season 2. I had planned on taping all the episodes (as I had with season 1) but that first episode was so scary I couldn't bear to have it in the house with me, even on a tape.

Posted by: redliner at June 5, 2006 01:46 PM

oh god. the picture of bigfoot from the In Search of show STILL creeps me out. i don't care if it was a man in a suit. scared the hell out of me.

-the chick coming out of the water after the car crash in "Carnival of Souls"--shudder!

-the Twilight Zone Episode where the hitchiking bum keeps saying "going my way?"
and while we're at it, the TZ episode where the airline stewardess keeps saying, "room for one more, honey."
oof!


Posted by: rob at June 5, 2006 01:25 PM

i believe "when a stranger calls back" was a showtime movie (does made for cable tv count?)... i only saw it for the first time a few years back on dvd. the entire opening sequence is creepier and trickier than the one in the original, and if you hated ventriloquists before- you'll hate 'em even moreso after you see what this guy does to terrorize young jill. makes coming home each day give you that little extra pause before shutting the door and locking it behind you.
not quite so scary, but often quite bizarre was the friday the 13th television series. there was a creepy little doll that got a little too friendly with a very young sarah polley in the pilot ep.

Posted by: craig at June 3, 2006 09:02 PM

that commercial for MAGIC scarred me for life, too. i can still hear the voice!!

Posted by: liz at June 3, 2006 09:28 AM

While it wasn't a kids' show, THE MARCH OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS, which was always shown on Thanksgiving on Channel 11 here in New York when I was growing up, was a kids' movie. I think it was made by Hal Roach Studios. (Of course it was, because, just like the OUR GANG episodes, it had a name-change for broadcast. It was originally BABES IN TOYLAND.) Laurel and Hardy were in it. I was three or under when I first saw it and was scared of the next two things I'll mention, and horrified by the third. First, Babe Hardy being "ducked." (He was lowered on a seesaw into a pond to determine his guilt. I always thought he was drowning. This toyland strongly resembled Salem, circa 1650.) Second, the streams of men in felt costumes and lions' manes, who raced through caves below Toyland, who caused Oliver Hardy to shout over and over again, "The boogeymen!" But third was the part where two of the Three Little Pigs, whose heads seemed to be actual hogs-heads, given sausage links to eat. Tears start gushing from their lifeless eyes, because it's their brother. They're not even under the wrong impression. IT REALLY IS THEIR BROTHER. The cruelty of itleaves me breathless still.

Posted by: Fred Wemyss at June 3, 2006 02:21 AM

Obviously, I agree with all of these moments since I was present when you watched most of them. However, I had forgotten about how DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW left me unhinged for a good long while. As for commercials, the aforementioned HALLOWEEN had an ad that was scary enough to make me turn the t.v. channel everytime I heard that unforgettable music.

Posted by: tamyra at June 2, 2006 04:41 PM

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